I will be 35 in a month....

Well. I have not had time to post for several weeks because of all the awesome changes going on at the farmhouse...

Mainly that we are moving out of it.

So to keep it rolling here is what I thought about when I woke up this morning.

I will be 35 in a month. 6 months ago I took up a sport called roller derby. Last night I rolled in about 1145 in pouring rain and got in bed without showering. This would gross my parents out so much as I used to do this when I was a teenager. 

I am achy everywhere and have a bruise the size of a softball on my hip (no clue how it even happened). I smell like ass and somehow the 2 year old had managed to get in bed with us and had usurped my place in my pillow so I have a kink in my neck. My house is covered in packing boxes.

I just made a cup of coffee out of Keurig (don't judge me... I can still pull a shot) and snuck out the mudroom door to smoke a hot pink cigarette... (Yes they exist) in my t shirt and undies because i live in the middle of no where for a couple more weeks...

So in closing. No, I have not grown up....

Thank goodness

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